We’ve got a war on our hands, people.
The springtime gophers that have taken up residence in our back yard have been going off this year. When I woke up this morning, I found at least four new mounds of varying sizes scattered about.
Last year, a heavy blanket of Uncle Ian’s all over our yard took care of them. But I checked the garage a few days ago, and found that I maybe have enough to funnel into each one of their mounds before flattening them back out.
That’ll keep them away for a minute, but I’m definitely going to need to order more repellent. Maybe a sonic spike or two. 🤔
Heaven forbid I have to go full Caddyshack on their lil asses…
I’ve already watched the cover and the original at least five times each. It is very much my happy place. I hope that maybe it’s yours too.
McSweeney’s comes through with a composting FAQ that goes off the rails very quickly.
My buddy Derek made a new tee that’s perfect for anyone who’s courageous enough to wander outside rn.
Alright… I need to get a little exercise in before I start working on dinner. Only ~13 minutes worth, according to my watch.
Cheeseburgers tonight! Pretty nice…